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Cat-Like Creature Attacks Aircraft over Clifton Suspension Bridge

Cronch, Cronch, Cronch… Miaow! Neeeeeooowwwng dakka-dakka-dakka FOOOOOOOM! Look at him play, look at him play! Awwww… so cute. bat bat bat – kitty paw!

Giant Dave-Cat attacks light aircraft over Clifton Suspension Bridge.

Monty Python fans report disturbance in the force as dim memory of ‘Killer Cars‘ forms in squeegied third eye. Vague Memories of Monster Atomic Cats swirl and billow, dissipating through a meat grinder into the Venus de Milo dancing a jig to squeaky wartime jazz… read on.

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2 Large Cat-like Creatures seen Near Clifton Suspension Bridge

It appears there must be a breeding pair located somewhere between Somerset and Mid-Wales, possibly at the Hereford Border. Initial reports confirm one large adult and one kitten, apparently hunting cars on the Avon Portway…

Residents were in a state of confusion. Mr T. Bumberclutz, Clifton said “I was out oiling my gerbils when I looked back towards the wife Marjorie and saw these two Gert Stonkers, I almost dropped my Marsupial grease…” Fascinating.